PETA EATS ALGORE IN SEARCH OF MEAT!

Who knew Peta would be hungry for ham? Listen, my position on ALGORE is pretty clear, but PETA is absolutely off the charts stupid.

That said, I have to ask myself, who has more integrity; The jet-setting ALGORE expanding he carbon footprint to the size of a mastadon's, or PETA who collect stray animals and give them the sleepy needle?

I wonder if we could have a UFC title fight? We could bill it as "Guts vs. Nuts!"

But then again, who would pay for that?

Activists take Al Gore to task on his diet